LESBIAN VAMPIRE KILLERS
Image: Vampire Queen Carmilla (who has a taste for the vagine) gets her head chopped off in the 17th century and henceforth curses all the ladies in the village to become raging filly-fanciers. Until hapless duo Jimmy and Fletch turn up … (AB)
Finally, some sinful Sapphic loving you can really sink your teeth into. I know, groan. But really, that’s all you’ll be doing (plus some guilty chuckles) throughout Lesbian Vampire Killers, so you’d better get used to it. The premise is, as you would expect, celebutante-thin. And just as amusing in a split-second kind of way. But who cares? Vampire Queen Carmilla (who’s got a taste for the vagine) gets her head chopped off in the 17th century by Baron Maclaren … and henceforth curses all the ladies in the village to become raging filly-fanciers. Cut to today and loser duo Jimmy Maclaren (of noggin-lopping Baron fame) and Fletch find themselves in the cursed burg, with only a cock-sword and some holy water condoms to defend them …
