Are you F$%&ing s#@!!ing me?

BY ROGER HANNEY

Dumbest Reich Ever

The competence of George W Bush appointees hasn’t been bad for everybody.

The family friends he put in charge of his Presidential library – surely the most ironic legacy ever ‘ created a handy profit for some enterprising Americans.

Seeing that ownership of the domain name ‘GeorgeWBushlibrary.com’ had recently expired, a group of cyber-squatters named Illuminati Karate picked it up for $10.

The Dallas Morning News reported the domain name was soon sold back to the caretakers of W’s legacy – for $35,000′

Scientific breakthrough!

New Scientist recently reported that Argentinean researchers have made a discovery vital for the wellbeing of future life on this planet.

In a double-blind study, they found that hamsters given Viagra endured jetlag about 50 per cent better than hamsters who were given a placebo.

This raises many questions.

Since when do hamsters fly internationally’

What happens when a planeload of refreshed and horny hamsters disembarks’

Is that a hamster in your pocket or are you happy to see me’

And what the hell are researchers smoking in Argentina’

Goodbye. Goodbye. Goodbye

Some quotes by which to remember George dumber-than-you Bush:

‘September 4, 2001, I stood in the ruins of the Twin Towers. It’s a day I will never forget.’

‘Our enemies are innovative and resourceful and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we.’

‘I promise you I will listen to what has been said here, even though I wasn’t here.’

‘For a century and a half now, America and Japan have formed one of the great and enduring alliances of modern times.’

‘The vast majority of Iraqis want to live in a peaceful, free world. And we will find these people and we will bring them to justice.’

‘Free societies are hopeful societies. And free societies will be allies against these hateful few who have no conscience, who kill at the whim of a hat.’

‘Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning”

‘First, let me make it very clear, poor people aren’t necessarily killers. Just because you happen to be not rich doesn’t mean you’re willing to kill.’

‘I know that human beings and fish can coexist peacefully.’

‘I’ll be long gone before some smart person ever figures out what happened inside this Oval Office.’